xullo:

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

Scarlet witch

whathefuckcranston:

validx2:

sendeccentric:

thahalfrican:

bvsdpvpi:

when bae brings up “other ho’s”

When bae point out your other hoes in ya phone like “who dis??”

when a bitch trine to catch me slippin


When you try to act like you dont remember textin that hoe 

When bae say “I saw you with that bitch”

whathefuckcranston:

validx2:

sendeccentric:

thahalfrican:

bvsdpvpi:

when bae brings up “other ho’s”

When bae point out your other hoes in ya phone like “who dis??”

when a bitch trine to catch me slippin

When you try to act like you dont remember textin that hoe

When bae say “I saw you with that bitch”

(via productofsweden)

a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(via swaglikejesus)

ourroaringtwenties:

The Weeknd — Or Nah Remix

Child, to say the very thing you really mean, the whole of it, nothing more or less or other than what you really mean; that’s the whole art and joy of words.  C.S. Lewis (via feellng)

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cosbyykidd:

"these aint yeezys nigga"

cosbyykidd:

"these aint yeezys nigga"

(via nicoleslament)

asapfergg:

trap lord

asapfergg:

trap lord

(via nicoleslament)

Hah

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